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Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies) Paperback | Pages: 154 pages
Rating: 3.08 | 9760 Users | 1664 Reviews

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Title:Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies)
Author:The Harvard Lampoon
Book Format:Paperback
Book Edition:First Edition
Pages:Pages: 154 pages
Published:November 3rd 2009 by Vintage (first published 2009)
Categories:Humor. Young Adult. Paranormal. Vampires. Fantasy. Fiction. Romance

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About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.


And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Original Title: Nightlight: A Parody
ISBN: 0307476103 (ISBN13: 9780307476104)
Edition Language: English
Series: Lampoon Parodies

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Ratings: 3.08 From 9760 Users | 1664 Reviews

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I love how people try to justify their bad reviews for this book by continuously stating that they do not like Twilight and that they are in fact true lovers of a parody. I really liked this book. But anything that takes piss out of this universal tragedy is a win. Some of the reviews here stated that the parody was 'too exaggerated,' 'overly obvious' etc. but I found it to be delightfully subtle; where minor details or single words effectively pinpoint the craptastic wonder of smeyer. There

Not as funny as I thought it would be. I guess I can only read so many parodies about Twilight before I've had enough. There were a few really funny ones though

Okay, so let me start with the fact that, yes, as shocking as it may be, I have read Twilight. So, after reading my review of this awesomely genius book, you can't use the excuse of, "You haven't read it, you don't understand!" I have read it. So, to all you Twilight fans, (And possible Harry Potter haters) I mean no disrespect in the following review. Your opinion is your own, and you are entitled to it. TWILIGHT IS A HORRIBLE SERIES OF BOOKS.Sorry. I had to let it out. So, now that you know my

A little too slapstick for my tastes and some jokes didn't make much sense to me

My gods . . . what can I even say about this book?!?

It's hardly ground-breaking, but I'm giving it four stars on the sheer enjoyment factor. I'm actually a fan of the Twilight books, but I get that Stephenie Meyer is no Shakespeare and this series is hardly world class literature. Twilight's gotten so huge it was only a matter of time before someone sent it up, so I was eager to see what a bunch of nerds from Harvard did to it.Belle Goose is an exaggerated piss take of Bella. She's self obsessed, and believes everyone else to be obsessed with

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