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Original Title:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
ISBN:	0061173398 (ISBN13: 9780061173394)
Edition Language:	English

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler

Hardcover | Pages: 264 pages

Rating: 3.85 | 149748 Users | 6946 Reviews

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Title	:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author	:	Chelsea Handler
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	Deluxe Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 264 pages
Published	:	May 1st 2007 by HarperCollins Publishers
Categories	:	Humor. Nonfiction. Autobiography. Memoir. Comedy. Biography

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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power - vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her... only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID A DNF!!!! Mind you, it was an audiobook of a physical book I had already read, but hey I had to start somewhere, right? So now you might be wondering how in the eff am I managing to 1 Star something I 4 Starred in the past. Welllllll, lemme tell ya . . . . . Chelsea Handler has a voice that I want to punch right in the throat. I convinced myself I could get past it and the funny would outweigh the

What was I thinking when I put this book on my list of audios that I wanted my audioflix service to send me? Oh well, give it a try, I thought, as I slid the first disk into the proper slot in the minivan. Well, I'm glad that I still have my lightening reflexes and battle tested driving skills because I was careening down the interstate laughing out loud at this book while going 80 miles per hour (and you thought that driving while talking on the telephone was dangerous). Chelsea Handler picks

Okay, this was pretty funny. I'm not a huge Chelsea Handler fan, but I definitely laughed out loud more than once while listening to this. The book is an autobiography I guess, assuming all the ridiculous stories are true, that highlights parts of Chelsea's life. Being in elementary school and lying about acting with Goldie Hawn, going on her first book tour, and meeting a midget who looks just like her are some of the hilarious parts of the story. I'm glad I listened to this because Chelsea

This book was just as much fun as Handler's first but possibly darker. Not that she got meaner or grosser but in this book I was often wondering, since for the most part, Handler does seem to actually wish to not overtly hurt anyone's feelings, how obvious it was to the people discussed that they were subjects. Some of them seemed to deserve it but nonetheless, this newer book seemed meaner. Handler has fantastic stories- I don't care if she has made them all up. I think her books are being

Admittedly, I don't usually read books like this, but found Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea to be an overall entertaining collection. The first four essays were, far and away, the 'best' in the collection. Until reading this book, I had no familiarity with Handler. Totally underwhelming and inconsistently hilarious. Admittedly, the parts that were funny really were fantastic. However, Chelsea Handler glosses over and re-arranges life events in order to align them just so - and thusly make

Chelsea Handler is... raucous. That's the best term I have for her. She's just too much. Her stories can be hilarious, but they seem ridiculous, over the top, try-hard. It's like she was like "What's funny? I know, vaginas! Well I'll dye mine purple, and then make it burp the national anthem... in pig latin! That's SUPER-funny!"Sure... I guess. I laughed, but I think things are funnier when they are less LOOK-AT-ME, more of a dry, sarcastic wit. There was that too, but... *shrug* Some of her

Chelsea Handler just might be the most obnoxious, dumb smart person ever. Yet this book was hilarious, and I couldn't read it fast enough. Sometimes that's all it takes for something to be considered good.